A friend passes along the "Best T-shirts of the summer":
So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me
I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won
I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy
God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends
If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going
At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All. I Just Can't Remember It All
My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips
I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me To Do
If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt 'em?
Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog
No, It Doesn't Hurt (on a "well-tattooed gentleman")
(on the back of a passing motorcyclist) If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off
I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now
Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping
What If The Hokey Pokey Really Is What It's All About?
I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian
