Monday, June 7, 2010

Everyone Has Their Price

Renowned blogger Mickey Kaus has entered the Democratic primary against incumbent California Senator Barbara Boxer and, in the spirit of Democratic political machinations, has announced that he can be bought off if the Obama administration is willing to bribe him with any of three jobs. Kaus declares that he could be persuaded to drop out of the race by being offered:

--Head of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement so that he could push for an actual physical fence on the Mexico border to stop illegal immigrants and to end the "anointed incumbent...Boxer's obsessive talk of amnesty, sorry, 'a path to citizenship'" that actually acts as a powerful lure for even more illegal immigrants.

--Second, Kaus kindly offers, Obama could put him on the National Labor Relations Board so he could thwart "Big Labor's attempt to add to their dwindling memberships by avoiding secret ballots in union organizing drives."

--Finally, Kaus offered to accept an administration job offer to the Department of Education to write "a scathing report" on California teachers' unions and their deleterious impact on the state.

Kaus is tweaking the Democrat establishment, of course, particularly the Obama administration which has been embarrassed by revelations that they have been bribing primary candidates with offers of jobs in the administration.

His announcement is pretty funny, especially since Kaus is a liberal, or at least I always thought that he was, and you might expect that he would have actually supported the positions he skewers. I doubt that he'll be welcome at many Democrat functions after this.

RLC